Australian Terrorists plan foiled by Police

Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:15 pm

By the beer devil?

GameMaster.EXE · Post by **GameMaster.EXE** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:47 am

yup

"Oh no you don't!"
*stabs the beer devil with a root beer bottle*
*beer devil screams in agony and fades away.*

Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:41 am

I think you've still got some beer in your system.

Cmaza · Post by **Cmaza** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:31 pm

Reporter Cmaza here, telling you about a recent Australian Terror Attack averted!
Police today on a house raid in the northern suburbs discovered large quantities of substances that could potentially be used by terrorists to produce bombs in the suspects household. This included fresh bars of soap found in the bathroom, several bags of fertilizer hiding in their garden shed and dish-washing detergent found on the kitchen sink! Police have taken the suspect into custody today for interrorgation, and have this comment to say about the raid. 'Today we averted what could have potentially been a major terrorist attack on our beloved country! This sort of thing just prooves that the laws we're implementing are a much needed neccesity of the future survival of our ways of life. If police have the power to hold any suspected terrorist in custody without charge, it'll allow us to keep our nation safer for everyone!' Let's see what the neibours of the suspected terrorist have to say. 'I guess you never no who is and isn't a terrorist. They seemed like perfectly normal people to me. I'm a little disappointed that the police didn't alert all of us beforehand about their raid, because it kind of scared the hell out of my kids.' Amazing story! 'First they take your civil liberties, then they take away your freedom! I never thought I'd say this, but the Australian government has turned me into a full-blown racist. I can't stand this anymore... I'm moving back to Lebanon.' Cmaza out.

Ro@m · Post by **Ro@m** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:17 am

this is new.haven't herd of it,(the reasons maybe that i wasnt for one week on the net).

GameMaster.EXE · Post by **GameMaster.EXE** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:22 pm

The_Sinister_Mastermind wrote:I think you've still got some beer in your system.

hey beer devil, i've found you a new host body!

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:05 pm

No I had an exorcism a long time ago, didn’t work though.