Samples:
(Scene cuts to the hero, Devon, entering the town of Spielburg. He and the sheriff and chat for a bit)
Sheriff: What is your name?
Devon: I am Ad Avis! Prepare to die!
Director: CUT! Devon, stick to your lines!
Devon: But I want to have fun, Mrs. Cole!
Director: No buts, stick to the script or you're fired!
Devon: Hmmph, OK!
(Cuts to outside healer's house, where Devon has just spotted the ring in the nest outside. He pulls out a chainsaw, and chops the tree down, which accidentally lands on the healer's hut)
Director: CUT! Devon, NO CHAINSAWS!
Devon: What, you expect me to climb up and get the ring?
Director (losing her temper): YES!
Devon: Hmmph, fine then!
Amelia (voice muffled): Help me!
(Cuts to forest scene, where Devon has found the fox caught in the trap)
Fox: Help me, oh brave and kind hero!
Devon: Hmmmm (brandishes his sword), you know, I always wanted a fox head mounted on my wall!
Fox (panicking): HELP! GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!
Director: CUUUUT!
(Cuts to fairy ring at night. Devon is standing next to fairies who are begging him to dance. Devon pulls out a beanie and pulls it on. He then pulls out a portable stereo, loads in a dance CD and turns it up way loud. He then starts break-dancing all over the place, with the lights flashing like it was a nightclub)
Director: Cut! Devon, this is a medieval setting, for crying out loud!
Devon: Yo, get down on it!
Director: I'll cut your pay if you don't keep to the script
Devon: Fine! (mutters obscenities at director)
Director: PARDON?!?
Devon (angelic look on his face): Nothing!
(Director gives Devon a suspicious look)
