Toucan Sam punched a man
One day there was a large woman of a small charcather. she lived in a hospiatial and was caonnoeted to a bed pan. she used this to her advantadges, so , when she did pee she didnt walk becaus u see, she could not walk. this was a bad advantadge but she used a magical device called the "BED PAN" this was a greta device .
One day she was laying Down And Toucans came down to ther window.
she was a fat, and so she, said. "TOUCANS> GET ME A CHEESEburger plese!!'"
but the toucans wont get her a chese burger. so she sed
""TOUCANS THIS BED IS VERY COMFY. WOULD U LIEK TO TRY MY BEDPAN/? I AM VERY IMPORTANT BECUS I AM HELPING A TECHINOLOGY COMPUTER. I WILL BE RIGT BAKC WILE I FETCH A CHEESEBURGER. and the toucans all sed yes very quik.
so, the fat went to fetch a chese burger from the lockle*spellign* cheseburger shop. wen they came back they desiceded that the cehese burgers was tasty so they would eat it instad .
this hurt the fat touckan it did, and so they sed, "fat woman, you ar a fat! i can use the tecinology becus i am important and am much better than u.
"U lie! shouted fatwoman. " i am the much BETTER BED WOMAN FAT!
"if u r, then juggle a cheeseburgers! " shouted the toucan.
"OKAY!" shouted fatwoman. so they fatwoman started a cheseburgerjugglecontest, and start to juggle.
"no u do it all WRONG!
"ecslamied toucans. "LET me sho u how to juggle but u hav to lay in the bed"so tha fat woman lay in the bed becus she wanted to win the juggle contest. but IT IS A SECRET FATTY TRAP!
THE toucan flys away and they all laf at her and go ger a ceseburger! THE END ? ???
