DOS Games Discussion

I read through the topic above, and I got to thinking. I really don't like people who complain. I know I complain, and I do listen to other people complain, but if you think about it, what are we accomplishing by complaining? Like saying, "I WANT TO SHOOT SO-AND-SO! HE IS STUPID!" as to wa...

CHildren of the Corn? that sounds scary, dosraider. Great suggestions people, but I just found out that they make a wonderful sort of tylenol that can help me get to sleep instead. Thanks again!!!

http://www.home.no/vkp32/
No, but these games are alot more fun.

Is there really any way to be able to know the exact CPU cycle setting that would make a game run at normal speed, or is it just hit and miss? I thought that there might be some way or formula or approx. per game size or fps or something you could use to get the correct CPU and make it run correctly...

Do you speak German or Dutch?

ha ha
make download game duek nuekem run and fics it duh duh duh
just kidding. This sounds like another dos box problem. All Duke Nukem games except manhattan hour run off of dos, and you can't download that.

I wash my bad hands
Because I just made bacon
Please eat my bacon

I am special chef
Like decroded peice of craps
I make good bacon
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Commander Keen.
http://www.dosgames.com/g_side.php

A fat Mexican
Pedro does eat the corn dog
Will corn dog eat him?

Walking home from school
The corn dog eats his insides
Then it eats his face.

No, I didn't even know he existed. Doesn't he make that beer?

Just Kidding. Ballet Sucks

hey, no need for that type of language, Dosraider. I am just notifying the concerned.

Thanks. Gazing into the beautiful horizon this morning helped relax my nerves.
Your avatar of Jack Burton is rather frightening, though.... but in a good way. I like it a lot.

That was a nice job you did over on Gamehippo, but... Please, don't bring it here. Whoah, what? I used to post on game hippo and I got like three e-mails showing people's assholes and labeled, "HERE'S THE GAY PORN YOU ORDERED!" I sent back a bunch of angry letters at them, and never got a...

http://www.4woman.gov/faq/insomnia.htm#1 Hey, I have been up all night eating bread and soda, while typing on this forum. I don't know what else to do. Every time I try to fall asleep, I have a horrible nightmare of me driving into Minnesota and bleeding all over or getting attacked by small, elf li...

http://dogs.pos.to/spanky/spanky.htm
Jesus, scared me. I thought they had rid the world of the TFA.
Scroll down and click on the link of the large, one eyed cat-like hobo.

Ballet is a musical preformance based with a style of interpretive dancing and rythm. If you've never seen it, you have got to see it now.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/a/059035.htm
These have to be my favorite songs.....
But that one about the mexican is cool... or the one about the fat kid who can't fit through the door to the brothel because he has a two by four stuck in his culo or something! That is hillarious.

Who is the series by? I have heard some good things about it but I am kind of skeptical.... it might turn out to be another Harry Potter Disaster aOUENG