Anyone know any good knock knock jokes?

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Anyone know any good knock knock jokes?

Post by julie124 » Tue May 20, 2008 7:51 pm

The subjet speaks for itself :P I know none :D

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Post by GAMER » Tue May 20, 2008 10:11 pm

Knock Knock.

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Post by julie124 » Tue May 20, 2008 11:12 pm

whose there?

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Post by dosraider » Wed May 21, 2008 12:16 am

Not me.

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wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.

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Post by GAMER » Wed May 21, 2008 2:55 am

Ivan.

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Post by wardrich » Wed May 21, 2008 3:13 am

GAMER wrote:Knock Knock.

B) GAMER
LOL! I get it. The punchline is Gamer. 'Cause she's a joke. Oh man, that's a good one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Post by dosraider » Wed May 21, 2008 5:18 am

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This topic is ..... :racing: :spam: :lolcat:
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.

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Post by GAMER » Wed May 21, 2008 7:32 am

Ivan incredible fondness for knock knock jokes, don't you?

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Post by cyb3r.god3 » Wed May 21, 2008 8:18 am

:blah:
that was so horribly bad
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

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Post by dosraider » Wed May 21, 2008 8:35 am

It's even worst.
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wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.

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Post by GAMER » Wed May 21, 2008 8:53 am

:laugh:

You'll love this one then...

What's red and looks like a bucket?

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Post by dosraider » Wed May 21, 2008 9:21 am

:huh:
A red bucket?

Oh my, I hardly can believe this, I hardly can.
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wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.

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Post by Check-Mate » Wed May 21, 2008 6:17 pm

cyb3r.god3 wrote::blah:
that was so horribly bad
I must point out that all knock knock jokes are horribly bad......
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Post by stuartrita » Thu May 22, 2008 12:14 am

what's knock knock jokes?

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Post by dosraider » Thu May 22, 2008 12:20 am

wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.

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Post by dosraider » Thu May 22, 2008 1:02 pm

Let us kill that knock knock stuff.

A special one for our Wallybee:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20021126

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wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.

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