DOS Games Discussion

[webmaster from hell]

What do you think is the MOST painful way of dieing that you can think of? You have plenty of time to think about it, so take your time and make it REALLY PAINFUL!

[wardrich]

WORST DEATH EVER:

tie me up to a wall soft enuf to absorb a bullet.

Shoot my hands and feet

Cut off my fingers, then toes

Break my arm, then my other arm

then break my leg, then my other leg

Then stop giving me food and leave me out to starve

Just seconds before i would die, pour acid on me then burn me

then take my ashes and burn them

Then burn those ashes once more.

Take those shes and soake them in gas

Light a match and leave.




Yup, that is prolly the worst death EVER

Richard


[10/27/2007 update]
Oh my god, my spelling was atrocious 5 years ago. Also, I had a pretty twisted mind. lol

[486 player]

Slowly landin' to melten metal or rock. :# Why thou'rt askin' t'is?

[Bobo]

Being spamed to death by WFH

[Thunderdog]

Worst Death? Whoaaa, shit... This is my topic...

In order to kill me painfully, you would have to use a quite complex method.
It would take several sharp utensils, such as Knifes, Machetes, Swords, etc.
Then, it would take a being of extreme annoyance to do it. Such as, Lakerzz8, or WFH.
Then, You would have to play several Faggot White boy band songs, such as ones that N*sync, or Backstreet boys sing.
Then, it would take an object of extreme Power, such as a .357, 12 Gauge, BullDozer, Ceiling fan, or a 5 & a ¼ inch diskette.
And FINNALY, it would take Deprivation. Such as, No Games, No Internet, and no LEGOs.

Must I add more?

[webmaster from hell]

YES
(1)How is it painful? You didn't tell us what you do with the instruments.

[Da_Goat]

OK, here's mine:
1)chain me across barbed wire so that I can't move.
2) super-glue headphones to my head, and turn on n'sync.
3)cut off my toes and force me to eath them.
4)when that's digested and has came out the other end, make me eat it again.
5)tickle me with a feather duster (remember the barbed wire....)
6)rip off my nipples
7)cut of my uh, you know, and stick it up my, uh, you know.
8)shove it really hard
9)cut off my thumbs and force them up my nostrils 'til they touch my brain.
10)throw hot grease into my eyes.
11)If I can still see, take away all electronic screens, books, and lock me in a white room so I have no entertainment whatsoever.
12)Cut of my tongue.
13)Wait 'til I have almost died of starvation.
14)When I am almost dead, give me some more fingers and some pickle juice so that I'm alive for more torture.
15)Light what's left of my clothes 'till I'm screaming in pain, but not dead yet.
16)Then cut of my head with a butter knife (trust me, this would hurt more than anything sharp).
17)Hold it on there just long enough so that I can experience the ultimate pain.

The End

[Gurak]

Ok here i go.
1. Take a blade of some kind and cut a gash up and down my head(not cut the head in half)
2.Cut off my toes and fingers, and make me eat them
3.Break every bone in my body, and try to keep me alive.
4. Cut off my arms and legs.
5.cut out my eyes and cut off my ears, and beat my teeth out, and make me swallow the teeth.
6.cut my torso in half.
7.Finnaly, take my lower torso,and beat my upper torso with it (if im still alive)untill im soup.

Im dead!!

[dosraider]

How nice.
OK, Here I go.
We are glad you joined the DGF board.
Please glance at the rules before posting.
Don't revive 5 years ol'topics.

Topic is dead.
Closed.

[Larry Laffer]

Mein Gott in himmel!

[dosraider]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Larry is slower than an ol'man !!!!!

MUAHhahahahahaha ............................